akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

danbutt:

• no
• one
• cares
• that
• you
• queued
• that
• post

hey everyone pls send me nudes my snapchat is relightbethany ily ok

not-photogenic:

title of my autobiography: sorry

soudas:

can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm

misspjliguori:

*limps across the room* swaggie

J